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This is fine with me as long as it's okay with my daughter.Otherwise, once you've gone out with my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my hallway waiting for my daughter to appear, do not sigh and fidget.If you want to be on time you should not be dating my daughter.
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off of your hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots.
If you show up at my home with your pants falling down I will be forced to ensure that they do not come off during the course of your date with my daughter by taking my electric staple gun and fastening the pants directly to your waist.
Current thinking is that in order for you and me to get to know each other, we should talk politics, sports, and other issues. Your ignorance and stupidity will only serve to anger me.
The only information I require of you is when you will have my daughter home.